But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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