Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
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