when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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