You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
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