So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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