yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
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