but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
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