There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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