Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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