My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Randomize
