I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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