i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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