In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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