You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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