I don't think brook has ever known best
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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