ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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