I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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