Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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