Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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