Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
My liver just had a heart attack.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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