She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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