Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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