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(337): View more from Louisiana

im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...

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(647): View more from Ontario

Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.

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(518): View more from New York

he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.

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(914): View more from New York

He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it

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(905): View more from Ontario

I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though

(289): View more from Ontario

Lolll I'll be sleeping

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I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.

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(301): View more from Maryland

Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.

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(541): View more from Oregon

Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."

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