"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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