is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
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I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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