she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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