i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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