let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
only if we run a train.
done.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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