Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
