can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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