Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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