we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
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