this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Randomize