Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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