His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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