wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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