so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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