either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
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