i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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