shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
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