I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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