She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
ttyl tear gas
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Randomize
