and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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