i wish there were pregnant emoticons
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
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