I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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