its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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