coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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