can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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