She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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