Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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