The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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