Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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