Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
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