you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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